whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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