i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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