I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I had to cum in my sink.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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