If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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