we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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