you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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