If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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