Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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