What a fucking waste of an outfit
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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