We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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