i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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