Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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