so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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