u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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