doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
try to milk me bitch
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