out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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