I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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