VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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