Did you just see the Batmobile???
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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