He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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