Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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