i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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