just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you traded sex for a burrito?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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