I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
50% drunk capacity currently
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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