they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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