Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not