i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?