Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?