so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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