We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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