Who wears a wallet chain?!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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