Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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