wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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