apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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