Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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