Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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