she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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