p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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