Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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