everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
vagina is talking i cant
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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