grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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