I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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