I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.