I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I have aggressive nipples.