Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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