Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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