I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just cut my nipple shaving
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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