Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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