We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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