I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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