Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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