shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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