They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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