there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
how does that bad decision feel?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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