There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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