Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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