I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
and you fell through a lawn chair
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
