Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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