walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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