Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
